#i love his flop house sm

[ghostrockband]

Tbh all i can think abt is kyle in his melon hat

[codtrashsammy]

Soft Ghoap Thoughts

Don't get me wrong, i'm a feral freak for all the dark!Ghoap content, too. ...but like... lil idiot soft boys who know they love you but also know they love each other and don't know how to use Google to properly define anything between y'all Maybe you met Johnny first and you guys just clicked and then somehow Simon showed up, and now you're all just a sweet little trio And it's not even sexual for the longest time- Simon would be far too traumatized to just go for that and Johnny has his whole manwhore persona, so he wouldn't want to risk pushing you away in the slightest. So you just casually have these two big ass military duded in your apartment (a house? In this economy?) that just casually exist with you. Simon cursing while trying to fix that leaky faucet you've had since before you even moved in, while griping and barking at Johnny to hold the flashlight steady and you're just sitting on the counter watching it all in amusement. (Simon: Bloody hell, just HOLD the thing Johnny: 'm tryin' real hard, LT, real hard Simon: You're clearly fucking NOT and really they're only doing it because of your little giggles and quips as you sit over their shoulder watching, such a pretty baby for them, just bein' around them and blessing them with your presence) Johnny with his arms wrapped around you after a bad day at work and Simon just comes over and flops down nearby like a cat who wants attention but isn't willing to ask for it- so they both just hand around and kinda comfort you, but really they just wanna touch you. You, who is so confused because one minute they're griping and bantering with each other and the next you have Johnny leaving little kisses on your cheeks with a dumb grin while Simon just happily interlocks your fingers with his when you're walking back home from the bar. Simon and Johnny both who are as obsessed and in love with each other as they are you but are too scared to put a label to it in case that's what finally scares you off and they'd rather have some of you than none of you at all. Okay, more soft thoughts coming later <3 I love these war gremlins sm

[thetxtdevil]

Heyyy

I just found your acc and I'm completely obsessed with your writing! Loving it sm 😍

So, I have a request: txt masturbating and mc actually ends up listening or watching in secret. And I'd like to see the other way round too. They listening and getting all excited, but too stunned to do something about it (maybe in the future,idk)

I'm sorry if you already received this request and already have posted it!

Thanks again for your attention 💓 you rock!

Hey 👋 thank you for reading! 🤭

I'll answer with the members getting caught on this one, but I am definitely interested in making the reader getting caught too 😗 I will say I kinda went away from the secret part of their doings

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Yeonjun

You decided to stay over, too lazy to drive back to your house after a lazy day with your friend. Yeonjun sets out an inflatable bed next to his placing blanket after blanket on the bed. Snuggling to the soft fabric you couldn't help but to sink into the smell of Yeonjun. The room fell dark when you claimed that you were going to sleep. Yeonjun twists and turns in his bed, his head going back to your part of the room. All day he was feeling needy and once he was about to take a cold shower you called to hang out. Now Yeonjun was still needy and the feeling increases seeing your sleepy breaths. Maybe I can be quiet... he thinks, but we all know that plan is going to flop. When he starts touching himself and you lay there hearing all his soft sighs and groans making you rub your thighs together. Maybe when he's done you'll touch yourself see how he likes it...

Soobin

You let Soobin stay for the night gathering supplies for his bed and handing him towels for his shower. Soobin walks into your bathroom, he's been in there before, but the thought of him being naked in the same place you've been naked takes over his mind. Steam quickly thickens the air as Soobin takes his time in the shower, smelling all of your good scented soaps. What would it be like if you decided to join him right now?.. Soobin and you were friends but his perverted mind always liked to wonder. Lost in his thoughts and the friction on cock was too delicious to hear you creep in to brush your teeth. While looking at your shadow in the fogged up mirror you hear lewd noises. "Are you masturbating in my shower?" you hear the noises immediately stop. You walk over to the curtain pulling it to reveal the tall man resting one arm on the tile wall and the other arm slowly jerking himself. His face blushed, eyes staring at you, you lean on the wall waiting for the man to explain his position. However, Soobin felt like he had nothing to explain and continues to rub himself in front of you.

Beomgyu

This mf would be loud, getting caught wasn’t accidental it was planned. He was your roommate and boy did he like to tease you because he knew that you had a crush on him so bad. Seeing you working on your laptop in the living room, that is connected to his bedroom may I add, he took the ultimate chance to tease you. Beomgyu walks in front of your sitted position to grab the hand lotion for everyones use. You watch him with confusion and he just smiles. You go back to work when you hear Gyu's bedroom door close. Moments later, already feeling tired and bored with work you hear him, every tone of Beomgyu's moans and hisses. You stare at the screen in front of you but you weren't doing anything other than dreaming of what is making him make those beautiful sounds.

Taehyun

and Taehyun, well he's very quiet, just wants to relieve himself in the comfort of his bed. He's close, oh so close the electrifying feeling of a climax is so good. However, when he peeks an eye open to get a good look at his tense abs and ready to cum cock he sees you. There you were standing with the door wide open just like your mouth. Originally, you came to his house wanting to borrow a book from him and when you look around the empty apartment you last resort was his bedroom and now you couldn't move. How could you when you were in the presence of your very hot friend who was very exposed. Your eyes went from his dick to his eyes and the next thing you know he’d be cussing you out.

Huening Kai

High sex drive Kai wants to feel himself :( So when you two are having a movie night at your place he can't help but to think... Seeing you biting your lip, eyebrows furrowed in concern of the action that is taking place in the movie, you were too cute and yet sexy. He nonchalantly fixes the blankets to try his best to hide his hand movements. But this boy doesn't know how to keep quiet, a sigh can pass with no second thought but when you hear a obvious moan, your focus on the movie fades away. You look over to Kai and his eyes were wide from embarrassment. Your gaze drifts down to the now obvious tent within the blanket. You sigh, should you help your friend or not?..

A nuisance,

TxT's Devil

taglist: @inkigayocamman, @naoristerling

[skiiyoomin]

wooo hii!! Been awhile since I made a request (I love what you came up with last time btw :] ) I was wondering if you could write some little headcanons about how you think different saiki K characters would act when tired? (Love Ur work Sm <333)

ღHow they act when they´re tired

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a/n hi hi!! So sorry for the late reply!! Hopefully you enjoy it and thank you so much for your support!! <3 idk if i´m missing anyone, but if there´s anyone else you´d like to see then please tell me! :)

Saiki Kusuo

Such a grumbly baby!

everything annoys him and pisses him off more than usual when he´s tired

to him, you´re like his safe space so he looks for you when he needs to relax or he simply someone

don´t question why he´s suddenly more affectionate than usual!! he will get embarassed

honestly, a good ol´ cuddle session is all he needs

if y´all are out and about and he´s feeling tired, he will teleport you to his house to cuddle, no questions asked

honestly, you just go with it cause it´s not often he´s so willingly so vulnerable

give him a few kisses here and there and you´ll have him melting in your arms 100%

Kaidou Shun

very very whiny boy

clings to you like a koala

the second you run your hands through his hair he´s fast asleep

i´m talking snore mimimi typa sleep

absolutely refuses to leave your arms when he´s tired, he needs your warm hugs

like i said before, he´s super whiny, so he will beg you to cuddle with him with the biggest pout on his pretty lips :(

doesn´t care if y´all are out in public, can and will fall alseep on top of you

you´re gonna have to carry him back home

but the way he snuggles up to you is so adorable that you simply cannot find it in yourself to get mad at him

Kuboyasu Aren

DOES. NOT. ADMIT. IT

will deny it if you ask him if he´s tired

you literally have to force him to rest

he´s all grumpy about it until you give him kisses and cuddles

he´ll still grumble a bit but will definitely relax more

>:[ 

he be looking like that when he´s tired

i feel like when he´s tired he´s also a bit of a softie

but only behind closed doors where he´s only with you

like don´t get me wrong, he´s always been a softie for you

but when he´s tired it just boosts even more

Teruhashi Kokomi

super pouty!

you know those baby animals that get all sad and pouty when they don´t get affection?

well that´s her when she´s tired

she´s always been super affectionate, but now it´s more clingy than usual

not like you mind

loves loves loves!! when you wrap your arms around her

makes her feel safe and comforted

can and will fall asleep on you

she can be a bit of an airhead when she´s tired

will most likely forget about whatever it is that you said, it just be going from one ear to another

its okay, shes still cute

Hairo Kineshi

its so obvious when he´s tired

like this man is always so full of energy and hyperactivity

the second he starts moving a bit slower than usual is sign enough of his tiredness

zones out A LOT

he´d accidentally be staring at the back of your head for a good 5 minutes before you snap him out of his daze

a little clumsy

sometimes he doesn´t realize he´s heavy and he will just flop on top of you

yeah you´re not getting up for a good while

a power nap with a cuddle session is all he needs before he´s energetic again!!

[katsutora]

— HEED

ft. isagi yoichi ; itoshi rin ; nagi seishiro ; bachira meguru ; chigiri hyōma ; itoshi sae

summary: how they are when you’re busy but they’re not

note: did you call, egoist? your fluff writer could only be me. NO JK ashsjdjahahah i love you guys sm though! thanks for the support! <3

⚘ ISAGI YOICHI

ㅤㅤthe sanest one a very decent one. idles somewhere near you because he doesn’t want to bother you, but obviously keeps tabs on you and will bring you snacks and drinks once in a while. a walking convenient store. will also drape a blanket over your shoulders when he notices it’s getting cold. sooo attentive 1000/10. he loves helping you so he’ll definitely feel honored if you ask for his contribution — though it’ll catch him off-guard too. “yoichi.” “!!” he can be funny like that. will carry you to bed regardless of whether not you fall asleep at the end. chef’s kiss. in conclusion: get you an isagi yoichi.

⚘ ITOSHI RIN

ㅤㅤgets... surprisingly clingy? yep, he’s battling his pride. whenever he’s mustered up enough courage to call your name, it’s instantly defeated by his overthinking and so the words died out in his throat. looks like a lost puppy just sitting there in the corner of the room. the embodiment of a CCTV, watchtower incarnate. very quiet too it’s kind of unsettling. when you finally turn to look at him, he’s going to pretend as if he didn’t spend the past thirty minutes trying to figure out how to get your attention. “rin, haven’t you watched this match five times already?” “and? you took five whole hours finishing up one lukewarm task.” gasp. man needs a subtitle like [you didn’t give me any attention for five hours straight and now i'm sad]. is down bad for cuddles and horror movie night but only if you ask him lmfao.

⚘ NAGI SEISHIRO

ㅤㅤdoesn’t care. flops on top of you. needs to be constantly reminded that he is, in fact, 190cm. NAPS in that position if you still don’t give him attention (a menace fr). spends the entire day attached to your hip like that. no but in all seriousness, he only pesters you like this if he thinks you’re overworking yourself. will just drag a seat beside you and go about his day (re: ranking up in games and watching matches chigiri recommended to him + annoying barou in the group chat) if you’re just finishing a task. fidgets with your fingers the moment he finds your hand idling; leans his head on your shoulder when his game character dies. good for you.

⚘ BACHIRA MEGURU

ㅤㅤcurious on what’s gotten you so caught up that he didn’t see you around the house for hours. once he realizes you’re doing some work, he immediately channels his inner motivational speaker. your #1 supporter fr. “you go!” “you can do it!” “you’re doing great!” but he kinda derailed halfway through so … “eat 3 square meals per day!” “get 8 hours of sleep!” “drink 8 glasses of water!” ?? sure, that’s probably just his way of telling you not to forget to take care of yourself. oh and he’s also made himself comfortable in a blanket fort that’s definitely not sloppily constructed to persuade you to take a break. BSJDBKSNDKS !! d-did something just collapse? “meguru?” *MUFFLED SCREAMING*

⚘ CHIGIRI HY��MA

ㅤㅤyour cup: *exists* ; chigiri: *slowly pushing it to the edge* lmao. likes to think he’s very patient (not at all he's kinda bored). tried calling your name four times to no avail. the first one was only met with a short reply, then you merely hummed in response to the second and third one. got hella confused when you finally didn’t react at all. at some point, he found himself laying his head on your lap, somehow managing to squeeze in between you and the desk. how? kept staring at you trying to catch your attention but you wouldn’t budge, so he resorted to booping your nose. occasionally reaches a hand across your face to test your patience focus. congratulations, you have a house cat.

⚘ ITOSHI SAE

ㅤㅤit’s only fair that he finds himself right beside you just like you’ve always been there beside him — every step of the way. he’s doing random stuffs to pass the time: scrolling through his phone, ignoring rin’s texts, watching a game, reading a magazine, etc. mmm what’s that second one again? will tuck your hair away for you if it’s falling onto your face. places a hand over the sharp corner of the table to protect your head when you’re trying to grab something from the floor. will stay up with you if you’re determined to finish up the work despite having an early morning practice tomorrow. “aren’t you tired, sae?” “aren’t you?” “not at all because you’re here with me.” yk who’s tired? his manager having to reschedule all his appointments because he ended up oversleeping. help.

© 2023 katsutora ; do not repost and/or translate and/or claim my works

[daydreamingyuta]

jeno fluff please..😔 knowing how he is a big homebody, i’m sure he’s the kind that would love to just chill around the house or find random things to do to keep himself entertained 🥹

Homebody | Jeno

summary: fluff, bf!Jeno spending a relaxing day at home with you instead of going out. wc: 1,066 a/n: I've been wanting to write for Jeno for a while now so thank you for requesting! Jeno's such a cutie so I had sm fun writing this. I hope you like it! <3

The two of you had every intention of going out today, but like always, staying home just sounded so much better. Jeno definitely wasn’t complaining, he had always been a homebody and getting to spend time with his favorite person in sweatpants was all he could ask for. 

You’re sitting in Jeno’s bed on your phone, when you hear him walk through the door with a pile of snacks in his arms.You crane your neck a bit so you can get a better view of everything he was holding.

“Are you smiling that big because of me or the snacks?” Jeno asks, stopping at the doorway.

“... the snacks obviously.”

He fake pouts and refuses to move any closer toward you. You two have a mini staring contest before you finally give up. Getting out of the bed, you walk over to Jeno who instinctively moves the snacks further away from you. “I’m not going to grab them.” You say, taking Jeno’s face into your hands and pressing your lips onto his. “Obviously I was smiling because of you.”

“Here.” He says happily, handing over your favorite chips. You gladly take them and hop back into his bed, moving the blanket back and patting the bed to invite Jeno to sit. All the snacks flop onto the bed while he gets situated. You feel his arms wrap around you as he moves you in between his legs with your back resting against his chest. You always loved to sit like this because Jeno was the absolute best pillow.

You get comfortable and you feel Jeno’s hand rest on your thigh, which was something that always made you melt. “What are we watching?” You ask, turning your head so you can look up at him. 

“Hm, I don’t know, let's just go through netflix and see what we find.” He says, grabbing the remote. As always, It took you two far too long to settle on a movie, but you finally pick one you’re both interested in. 

Throughout the movie, you both share all the snacks but once they’re gone, you find yourselves more cuddled into each other. By the time the movie was over, you had moved to Jeno’s side so you could watch videos on his phone while you ran your fingers through his soft hair. 

This went on for a while until one video replayed three times and Jeno still hadn’t moved onto the next one. You look over at him and see that he had closed his eyes, enjoying the feeling of you playing with his hair. You stop and give a gentle tug which causes his eyes to open. 

“You’re so cute Jeno.” You say, as he looks up at you.  

“Please don’t stop, baby.” He says, giving you those eyes that you could never resist so of course, you oblige. Before you know it, he starts to fall asleep. He had been pretty busy lately so you could hardly blame him for needing to take a nap. You were always so easily influenced by him so you also decided to close your eyes. Your body moves closer to him as you feel his arms wrap tightly around you, which always makes you feel so safe and comforted. 

⸻

You really don’t know why you don’t take naps with Jeno more often. Waking up in his arms always reminded you of how much you adored moments like this with him. His slightly messy hair, his warm body being pressed against yours, and how relaxed you felt like this. It made you want to appreciate more of these types of moments with him, the moments he only shares with you.

You’re both on your phones trying to fully wake up again, when you hear Jeno’s phone ding. You didn’t mean to look over and read his text, but you saw that Haechan had asked him if he could go online and play a game. You assumed he would say yes, but he didn’t move. 

“You can play with Haechan, I don’t mind.” You say, surprising him that you had seen what Haechan had said. 

“No, I don't wanna ignore you.” He says, grabbing your hand in his and squeezing it. 

“No, really I brought my book over and I know you’ve been wanting to play all week.” Before you could fully get your sentence out, Jeno gives you no less than ten kisses all over your face. “Tell me if you get bored and I’ll get off, ok?.”

You nod your head, assuring him that you’re more than fine with it. You’re at a really good part in your book right now anyways so you get comfy while Jeno starts up his game.

Almost an hour goes by and you’re so into your book. You just got to the reveal of the plot twist and your eyes are glued to the story, which is why you didn’t notice Jeno staring at you. The sounds of his game were still going on in the background so there was nothing to signify to you that he had stopped playing. 

“You’re so pretty baby.” He says, taking you away from the different world on the pages. You look up at him and use your book to cover up your smile. Jeno always found a way to make you shy. “You’re supposed to be playing your game.”

“I know, but I looked over at you and got distracted.” You watch as he turns back to his computer and shuts the game off. He walks over to you and flops down right next to you. “Don’t let me stop you from reading your book.” He says, as he gestures for you to keep reading.

“Are you going to stare at me the whole time?” 

Jeno nods his head and then finds a comfortable spot so he can do exactly that. You read your book for about two minutes before you get shy again from his gaze. “Jennoo” You say, holding your book down, unable to hold in your smile

“Ok, ok I’ll stop but it’s not my fault you’re so addicting to look at.” You watch as he takes his eyes off of you and takes his phone out. You try to get back to your book but his sweet words were the only thing that filled your mind.

“I’m glad we stayed home today.”

“Hm, me too.”

[peachy-wolfhard]

just like heaven

Domestic life lawl, toge’s is mainly texting, sorry if u dont like the cure im goth and didnt know what other band to put

Includes in order: Megumi Fushiguro, Toge Inumaki, Yuta Okkotsu, Noritoshi Kamo

Warnings: food mention, halloween in noritoshi’s, one swear word, skeleton in the bath drinking a martini

It's finally starting to cool down. The once humid and sticky house was now cool and chilly, the rain outside growing louder and louder. The occasional lightning strike and thunder boom sends you cuddling closer and closer to your boyfriend.

“If you get any closer you're gonna be in my skin,” he chuckles, wrapping his arms around you. 

“What do you want for dinner? I was thinking of ordering since we're being lazy today,” Megumi stretches his arms out, back arching off the bed and then flopping down with a groan.

“Mmm, fries,” wrapping yourself around him again as he orders dinner.

“Who’s gonna get it?” “Rock, paper scissors?” “sweet”

As you two play, best two out of three, the delivery driver knocks on the door. Taking the loss, Megumi opens the door.

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If you have anything u want from da store lemme know pookie :3 lub u

Uhhh….hmmmmm.

Those noodles i rlly like and popcorn plzzzz :3 lub u too

WAIT!!!!! lemme get uhhhh those rlly fat apples

How many fat ass apples light of my life?

Oml i love u sm erm like 2 ! thank u babylub

I love U more. Be back soon !

“Stinky boy, I'm home!” you call out, setting the small amount of groceries down. Toge hops down the stairs, three at a time, his stomps echoing throughout the house.

“HONEY!” he shouts as he lunges for you, tackling you to the ground.

“Did you miss me?” “Salmon,” he hums nuzzling into your arm.

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“When have you EVER wore this?” you shout from the closet, lifting up a gaudy hot pink and yellow Hawaiian shirt. Your boyfriend gets up from the floor, leaping over the massive ‘donate’ pile.

“OH! We cant get rid of this one,” Yuta explains, taking the shirt from your hand to look at fondly.

“This was the shirt Toge got me when we went on vacation!”

Yuta throws it in the ‘keep’ pile. Yuta goes back to his spot organizing the under the bed drawers. Turning on the TV, you start to play your joint playlist. Tossing Yuta the remote so he can change the song. Shuffling through the many songs, he stops on The Cure. Getting up Yuta joins you in the closet, asking to dance.

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It was finally fall, despite being a month early you and your boyfriend were decorating for Halloween. Noritoshi thought it was a little early for halloween celebrations however.

“Love, the leaves aren't even falling yet. Don't you think we should wait a bit?" he calls, setting the ceramic light-up cat down.

“The calendar says it's fall so the Halloween decorations are going up,” calling back, setting the dancing Hello Kitty zombie in the entryway. Noritoshi playfully rolls his eyes and continues grabbing random items. Opening one of the many small boxes and unwrapping it, he reveals a small skeleton in a bathtub drinking a martini.

“Do we need to put him out this year? It’s uncomfortable seeing him when I'm taking a shower,” he tries to say, laughing every time he looks down at the skeleton.

[gatorbites-imagines]

hope ur having a good day! i wanna ask for some Eobard Thawne x Male Reader where reader is just a normal dude. Like just some guy, i think itd be a funny concept :]

Eobard Thawne x male reader

Headcanons

I love Thawne sm, he’s my bbygirl. He’s a lil crazy, but that’s okay.

Now Thawne is literally just the biggest hater in all of existence, like God damn. He runs on hate and spite, and I appreciate that, because its relatable.

Youd most likely have met after he’s been in a fight with some hero or similar. Maybe he crashes into your yard or into your apartment. You don’t know much about heroes, you know the main ones sure, but you don’t keep track of all of them.

So, when you see someone who looks like a yellow flash in your yard bleeding out, you just kinda shrug and drag him inside, patching him up to the best of your ability. You get the head part of his suit off him and your pleasantly surprised at how red his hair is, you’ve always liked redheads.

You know nothing about speedsters’ preferences for food, and your used to cooking for just one person and have meal prepped for that. But you pull out some snacks you got laying around and a bottle of water, and put it on table beside Thawne, where you flopped him onto your couch.

When Thawne wakes, he’s immediately ready to fight, until he notices he’s just laying on someone’s couch, in a random living room who knows where. He’s honestly confused, because he’s a well-known villain and was in the middle of a fight.

He almost jumps up to throw hands when you walk into the room, eating whatever dinner you had prepped the day before. Imagine his surprise when you just go “hey, your awake. I found you in my yard, you good?”

Insert very confused Thawne, he tries to pull the whole, evil villain thing, but you are so chill and unamused that he just ends up giving up. One way or another you two just end up sitting on the couch and watching the newest episode of your current show.

It becomes a thing honestly. In the beginning he shows up after fights for you to patch up, even though you know very little first aid, but whatever. You put up with it, because if that’s the payment you have to pay for a hot redhead to sit shirtless on your couch, so be it.

Thawne won’t admit it for a long time, but he starts to enjoy your company quite a lot. Maybe it’s the fact that you couldn’t care less about him being a villain or what he does that has heroes after him. Or maybe it’s the fact that you don’t put up with his shit either.

The first time you scolded him and called him an idiot, his heart stuttered, and he won’t ever admit but his face got almost as red as his hair.

You tell him with a flat expression that he’s eating you out of house and home, because of speedster metabolism, so Thawne starts bringing groceries and helping around the house.

At some point you two realize he’s just kinda moved in, like a big street cat you’ve been feeding on your porch, that walked inside and just never left again.

You two never outright say you are dating, it just hits Thawne one day that you guys are cuddling on the couch and watching movies, and that you guys give each other kisses before you go to work, or Thawne runs off to be a villain like normal.

Its honestly quite domestic. I could imagine Thawne taking care of housework since you are the “breadwinner”, since you are the only one with a legal job. Sure, Thawne steals to get money, but he also starts stealing stuff you guys can use around the house.

Imagine Barry and the other speedster’s confusion when Thawne steals a brand-new dishwasher, or a whole porch set, chairs, tables, and all.

You never stop Thawne, since being a villain is kinda his whole thing, you just tell him not to do it with you around, so you have plausible deniability. You do appreciate the gifts he brings you too, but you never mention how most of the shirts he brings you are a little tight, you know he likes looking at you.

Thawne goes a lil crazy when you come home after work wearing your slacks, your button up and your tie. He always wants to be the one to undo your tie so he can pull you into a kiss.

He gets you expensive accessories you can wear to work, think watches that cost more than what you make in six months, tie clips, rings, etc. Everyone at your job honestly think you have some super rich sugar daddy.

You are both quite happy with your relationship, and theres nothing better than coming home to Thawne in an apron, cooking up in the kitchen. He always purrs when you come in through the door and swaggers over, drapes his arms over you, and asks about your day.

After some time, you two get engaged, it just kinda happened. You guys already act like a married couple, but one of you would have proposed. If it was you, you’d pull out a ring on a date or just during one of the evenings you are cuddling on the couch. You would use your family’s heirloom ring.

If its Thawne, he would go out of his way to make a huge deal out of it. hed rob the highest security jewelers in the world, or force the best jewelry maker to make a custom ring.

When the heroes show up its most likely Barry, maybe some of the others since Thawne has been MIA for a long time. They assumed he was planning something big, but he’s been busy playing househusband for you this entire time.

When they learn he’s trying to get a wedding ring they all thing “wait he’s got a lover???”. Thawne is gone before they can catch him though.

The heroes assume the worst, and assume his partner is as much of a villain as he is. Then Barry gets a wedding invite, written by you, since Barry’s been Thawnes nemesis for who knows how long.

Barry has always been a good guy, and since the invite specificlally says not to start anything at the wedding, he goes. Barry goes with the plan to scope out Thawne and his partner, but also to support him cuz its Barry.

Then he sees that Thawne is marrying you, the most normal guy he’s ever seen. When he talks to you, he realizes that you truly love Thawne, and though Thawne doesn’t say it with words, it’s clear the way he looks at you that he’s completely smitten.

The wedding goes great, and Barry is a big supporter, especially when he realizes Thawnes villainy has gone down a lot because he’s so happy with you, that he doesn’t wanna put you are risk.

It ends up becoming a peace thing, Thawne doesn’t do anything huge and Barry wont lock him away for life or have him thrown in the phantom zone. Thawne wont target Barry’s family and alike, and Thawne gets to stay with you.

[sethsclearwater]

Can you Jared x reader where the reader is at her best friends house and there drinking and she gets fucked up and calls Jared to pick her up and can she be Emily’s little sister?🙏🏽🙏🏽😊

i love him sm🥺

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"jaredddddddd," you sung your boyfriend's name into your phone, bursting into a fit of giggles as you flopped down onto your friend's couch so you could talk to him.

"hey babe," jared's voice came through the phone, followed by some laughter from him at your clearly inebriated state, "i'm guessing you're ready for me to come pick you up?" he asked teasingly, smiling to himself as he grabbed his keys and prepared to leave your sister's house to he could pick you up and bring you back there.

"yes please," you giggled again, letting out a sigh of content at how happy you were to know your boyfriend would be over in just a few minutes.

"okay i'll see you in like 5 minutes, do you want me to stay on the phone with you until i get there or are you okay for me to hang up?" he asked as he opened the door to his car, quickly getting inside and turning the ignition on as he waited for your response.

the only reason he asked is because the last time he came to pick your drunk self up from your friend's house and hung up on the way over, he found you having a meltdown in the bathroom where you had somehow convinced yourself he was breaking up with you.

you thought about his proposition for a moment before responding, "can i sing to you while you drive over?" you asked and jared let out a loud laugh at that one, already knowing damn well you couldn't sing if your life depended on it.

"sure babe, go ahead," he encouraged, quickly regretting his decision when you sang some botched taylor swift song to him for the next 5 minutes until he had pulled up outside.

"oh i see you!" you stopped your singing to squeal when you saw his car pull into the driveway, immediately going to get up but quickly falling onto the floor in your drunken state.

"yea that's me babe," he laughed, "don't get up, i'm coming in, okay?" he asked as he got out of the car, jogging up to the door and opening it, already knowing your friends were more than okay with him coming in to get you.

"what are you doing down there?" he laughed as he hung up the phone, sliding it into his back pocket before crouching down on the ground next to you, quickly scooping you into his arms so he could carry you out to the car, "did you say goodbye to your friends yet?" he asked as he got up with you in his arms, allowing you to lazily wrap your arms around his neck and rest your head against his chest.

you shook your head, "they all went to bed," you frowned up at him, eliciting another soft laugh from him.

"that's tough stuff babe," he teased, leaning down to press a quick kiss to your lips before he was carrying you out to the car, "your sister said she wants to bake some new raspberry bar thing with you when you get back," he mused as he got you buckled into the passenger seat, already knowing there was no way in hell you were going to be of any assistance to your sister.

you smiled, tugging him down for another quick kiss before allowing him to close the passenger door and get in the driver's seat, "always something to bake with her," you giggled, leaning against the window as he pulled out of the driveway to make the short trip back to emily's house.

"you're not kidding," he drolled, "i'm guessing you just wanna go to bed when we get back?" he asked teasingly, not needing to look over at you because he already knew your answer.

you hummed before yawning, "mhm," you mumbled, curling into the seat in an attempt to get comfortable enough to sleep, "missed you," you murmured after a few moments, peeking over at him to see a small smile on his face.

"of course you missed me," he teased, "i'm the best thing that ever happened to you," he continued, laughing when you burst into a fit of giggles at the ridiculousness of his comment. though his comment implied you needed him more than he needed you, both of you knew damn well you had the poor man wrapped around your finger.

soon enough, he was pulling into your sister's driveway and helping you out of the car so he could carry you inside, "y/n!" emily laughed when she saw you being carried inside by your imprinter, "that is so extra even for you," she laughed and you blew her kisses to add to her comment, emily, jared, and sam all laughing at your antics.

"you wanna go lay down in the living room? we can get a movie on," he suggested, carrying you into the living room when you nodded so he could lay you down on the pull out couch, "there you go," he murmured as he helped you onto the couch, rolling his eyes when you immediately tightened your fists on his t-shirt to tug him down with you.

"you're ridiculous," he mumbled, pressing his lips to your hair to muffle his laughter as you pulled a blanket over the two of you before curling into his chest.

[urfavnegronerd]

Any general or romantic headcanons for Miles G? Sorry if this is too vague >_<

AHHH I LOVE FEEDING OUR DELUSIONS

like i said in the last hc i wrote, miles g is essentially a really old bodega cat who sleeps in sunny spots and observes on the top of shelves. yall know EXACTLY what im talking about.

when yall first met (imma say yall met in ap art cus i like art) he tried to be a grah grah boom ass nigga who was only taking the class for credit

he's a hell of an actor

but eventually you see he's genuinely talented

obviously its ap art

anyway

when yall are still getting to know each other he doesn't call u ma/mami/mama yet to keep you comfortable

he gets really panicky around you for some reason

but also like scarily calm

he loves ur presence sm

he ends up asking aaron (who is literally no help) for advice on asking you out

he suggests the shoulder touch

miles actually believes him and tries it on you

you laugh your ass off but buy him lunch and watch older episodes of inkmasters (i fucking love inkmasters) on ur laptop during ur lunch period

you think the shoulder touch was a joke

and then like a month later (baby was embarrassed as hell) he asked you out w flowers

not basic ass roses, like stargazer lilies, babys breath, willow, wisteria, that type shit

he panics on planning the first date

and because the shoulder touch didn't work he goes to aaron to figure out what not to do

aaron advises to go see a movie and then ice cream

miles goes the complete opposite and takes u ice skating at the rockerfeller

neither of you know how to ice skate

its a mess

but it eases the air between you too

laughing your way off the ice he takes you to a coffee shop and orders tea (this man LOVES tea especially jamaica (jamaica is cold but he loves herbal tea) you can argue w the wall)

he walks you home

the air is awkward as fuck because he wants to hold your hand but is too afraid to ask

so you ask him if he can hold something for you and give lace your hands together

his hands are shaky

like really shaky

mans is losing his shit

he's literally just a baby

when you get to his stoop he pushes the buzzer and clears his throat

he obviously wants to kiss you but is also too nervous

so you cover the camera on the buzzer thingy (the thing that has buzzers to each apartment + the residents name and that really weird security camera. that thing) and kiss him on the cheek

MANS IS STUTTERING

"get home safe miles" uhhhhhh.... y-yeah, you too

he makes sure that ur safely in the building and dramatically flops on the stoop and sighs

mans is having a main character moment

every year on ur anniversary he takes yall ice skating at the rockerfeller and the gets the two of you herbal tea at the same coffee house

mans is such a sap omg

hehehehe

i luh yalllll

xoxo,

rae <3

[moremaybank]

jj begging the reader not to leave for work in the morning like as soon as she gets out of bed jjs there kissing her neck and she's just like "don't tempt me, jj" and he's just there basically pouting and whining at them 😭 anyways most of the time it works and the reader doesn't go in to work using the excuse that she's "sick"

please i would give into this man sm that i'd get fired for how often i’d flop

You're lying in bed, taking in the beautiful and serene scene before you. JJ's cuddling deep into the pillow beneath his head, and he has one arm slung over you lazily. He's awake. You know he is. But the longer he pretends that he's asleep, the longer you'll stay and watch him.

Finally, after some time, you move with plans to get out of bed. Plans of which JJ is planning on intervening. His hand latches onto your wrist, stopping you from escaping.

"Don't go," he says, his lips curling downward into a pout.

"I have to, J. We have bills to pay, and I have a job to get to. And so do you."

"Jokes on you, baby," he speaks, watching as you pull yourself from his grasp and following you once you're free. "I'm off today."

You feel his broad arms wrap around your waist as he tries to reel you in.

"Off? Or you called in sick hoping I'd do the same?"

"Same difference," he mumbles against your skin. His hold on you tightens before he pulls you closer. "Just don't go."

You chuckle, ruffling his hair gently. "As much as I'd love to...I can't."

He lets out an exaggerated sigh, his fingers tracing lazy patterns into your skin. "But I'll miss you when you're gone. You're gonna spend all day at work, snd I'll just be here sulkin' 'n missin' you."

JJ nuzzles your neck, and you melt into him. You can't help it. You're. half-tempted to ditch work like he's asking you to and just lounge around the house all day together.

"Cmon, pretty girl. You can't blame me for trying to keep my baby home with me," he speaks. You feel him litter wet kisses all over your neck. His lips are magical, and you've always thought so. It's proven to you more so now, as you find your grasp on control slipping further and further from your fingertips. "I promise I'll make it worth your while."

"Don't tempt me, J..."

"Why not? Is it working? 'Cause I think it is."

One of JJ's hands wander down. your torso, and his fingers dip into the hem of your underwear. They ghost over your clit before retracting.

"F-Fine. I'll call in sick. Just...please keep touching me, baby," you beg.

He spins you around to face him and then he pushes you back onto the mattress. He climbs on top of you, giving you a smirk. "I wouldn't dare to stop, princess."

concepts

[mrsmiagreer]

EA SPOILERS

“boo” THE SCREAM I LET OUT OMGGGGG I LOVE IT ALREADY

I feel like milo would have sm fun with super speed

“Shhhhh” “I said hush” OMFGGGGG

Rebane territory?

who in the fuck is sweet lips ?!

THE POUTY VOICE 😫😫😫😫

Mock pity >>>>>>

AND NOW HES TEASING US “I just gotta know, oh- actually don’t tell me…lemme guess—”

“I hit ya nail on the head?” Well since we’re talking about heads—🤷🏽‍♀️

If this is a role reversal, is it possible that Milo’s taller than me??

“NO😲….oh this is too good”

First off who you callin rat motherfucker

“You picked the wrong house to fuck with sweets, oh i’m about to ruin your fuckin life…this is my lucky night bitch”

FML MILO COME RUIN IT RIGHT NOW ILL DO ANYTHING FUCK I CANT TAKE THIS

who the fuck is dimitri

“Like king like prince” ?

This bitch just call me a flop??

“Oh so now you look away” mf i’m looking away because the longer i look the drippier my panties get. This is called self preservation

“Oh i know im close…ya welcome” THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK Y-

“I’m not even touchin” yall know what i gotta say

“I know i look good, but I shouldn’t be the last thing you see”

“I’m serious. Breathe. ” I CAN’T

“Ya gonna fuckin pass out” YOU’RE RIGHT

I personally think Milo’s still ripped asf as a vampire honestly 🤷🏽‍♀️

“If PORTER finds out about this i’ll never hear the end of it” PORTER MENTION‼️

The attention snaps🧎🏽‍♀️

“You look at me, AH- now. Look at me.” I love this version of Milo’s dominance and authority😫

Wet blanket fuck boys😭😭

“Excuse me? I’ll say fuck as much as i fuckin want to. Thank you very fuckin much. Fuck you! How’s that”

“I’m not that fuckin soft” Prove it🤷🏽‍♀️😅

Did this man just say “That’s it” to QUINN FOX

TALBOT PACK ?!

Head back to your place you say🥰

“Unless of course, you uh…end up likin what you see at my not so humble abode, and decide you want to stay a little longer, like overnight if the mood strikes.”

YES YES YES YES THE ANSWER IS YES I VOLUNTEER

he thinks i’m pretty yall🤭

HOUSE OF REBANE ?!

“Look at this face. Look at this body.” i’m looking baby

ONE NIGHT STAND LETS GOOOOOO

Is he just like carrying around business cards or sum. How tf we get his number like that?

“you gotta earn that baby”

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

VERY PLEASED WITH THIS AUDIO YALL

[danikamariewrites]

Hello!! If you are still taking requests I would love to request an Ithan X reader where they watch scary movies together (and maybe one or both are low key freaked out)! The Halloween season has got me watching so scary movies but now I’m freaking out a little when I try to sleep 😭😭 BUT that was random and I just wanted to say that you write Ithan so well (and all of the other SJM characters) and i would love to see more of your fics no matter what they look like!

Scream

Ithan x Reader

A/n: HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!! I hope you all get to eat candy today and watch scary movies 🧡🖤🎃 And thank you sm anon 💕

Warnings: jump scare (not rlly lol), weapons, fluff, allusions to sex

You loved watching Ithan interact with kids on the Autumn Solstice, better known as Hallows Eve. He was always the fun one when handing out candy to the trick-or-treaters. And when kids dressed as Sunball players noticed him their faces lit up and he was always so kind to them.

Leaning over the back of the couch you rested you cheek on your fist. Ithan set the candy bowl down as he made his way back to the couch. Placing a kiss on your head he flopped back down next to you. Resting his arm around your shoulders Ithan pulled into his side as you clicked play on the horror movie you were watching.

This one was your pick. It was a cheesy, animated movie from when you were a kid. You picked this one to recover from the clown thriller Ithan chose.

You two decided to stay in tonight for a scary movie marathon. It had been a long week so any parties seemed unattractive to you. Besides, someone had to hand out candy at the house and it sure as hell wasn’t going to be Flynn.

Once the movie ended Ithan picked up the remote to scroll through the other spooky picks. “Oh I love this one.” He clicked one of many serial killer options. You groaned, hiding your face in his neck. “Another murder psycho? Haven’t you had enough murder for the rest of your life?”

Ithan let out a small chuckle, pulling you on to his lap. “It’s a good movie. And if you get get scared again you can look away.” “Can I hide in your hoodie?” “Always baby.” Ithan left a long, loving kiss on your head.

Halfway through the movie you just couldn’t watch anymore. It was far too gory but you didn’t want to shut it off. You liked cuddling your boyfriend too much. You finally heard the end credits and lifted your head from him.

“Hey we haven’t had any trick-or-treaters.” Ithan let out a hum, “You think Hallows Eve is over already?” Your hand finds its way under his shirt, stroking his chiseled abs. He looks down at you with a smirk on his face. “Should we…go upstairs? Maybe you can put that mask on, hhmm?” Ithan brings his lips to meet yours in a slow, languid kiss.

Opening your eyes to break apart you catch movement outside one of the windows by the TV. placing a hand on Ithan’s chest you push back. He gives you a questioning look following your stare to the window. “What is it y/n?” “I thought I saw…”

Suddenly a person in a mask holding up a knife flung himself against the window. You let out a piercing scream as Ithan throws himself in front of you. He fumbles around for the hidden gun under the coffee table. Before he can grab it the person rips of the mask and starts laughing.

“FLYNN! What the fuck man, not cool.” Flynn is cackling to himself, wiping at the tears in his eyes. “Sorry, I had to.” Dec comes up next to him and punches his arm. “Ow!” “I told you not to do that you ass.”

Ithan looks back at your anxious face that you’re trying to calm. You meet his gaze and instantly relaxed. “Can we go upstairs now?” “Of course baby.” He scooped you into his arms carrying you to his room. Maybe you would go without the mask tonight.

[toska-writes]

padawan reader cuddling while watching holo video with waxer and boil?? wdyt? i love them sm ughh and maybe a little implied codywan would be make it more cute ig

Ahhhh omg I love this idea! Good job!

“Inconspicuous ”

Summary: You snuck away quietly into the night to try and do a fun activity with Waxer and Boil, well maybe it wasn’t as sneaky as you thought.

Pairing: Waxer and Boil x GN padawan Reader. (WE <3 PLATONIC FICS)

Warning: none! So much flufffff.

Word count: 900 exactly

Notes: it would have came out a lot sooner but The legends of Zelda: Breath of the Wild has consumed me

Read here on ao3! (✩)

Cody watched as you looked back once over your shoulder than again over the other. How you haven’t been shot yet was beyond him.

Once you thought no one was looking you continued to walk quietly down the darkened hall.

Sighing to himself Cody pushed off from the wall he was leaning from and excused himself from the shiny he was talking too.

If he could stop just one of his men from getting into trouble he would be doing his job well, and you were notorious for making trouble.

He gave you a head start of course. Quickly he brought his comms up to his mouth before he lightly spoke.

“Did you know your padawans out of the temple?”

A muffled laugh came from over the other end. “Well no dear, “Obi-wan paused for a second.

”but I do have to admit after dealing with Anakin I assumed the quiet was because of their absence.”

Cody shook his head slightly as he watched you turn another corner.

“At least I like them more than Anakin.”

•✩•

You couldn’t contain your smile as you turned another corner. The darkness of the night was in your favor masking your presence.

The hallways through the barracks seemed second nature now as you continued to twist and turn without batting an eye.

Securely under your arm was a holo-pad that you prayed to the maker above you wouldn’t drop.

The holo-pad in question buzzed as you continued to walk the deserted corridors.

Clearly Waxer couldn’t wait any longer.

Finally making a final turn you knocked at the door for a second before shuffling was heard from somewhere within.

“Nobody’s home.” Boil called through the cracks of the door.

“I guess I’ll just have to find someone else to watch this with then, I’m sure Cody or maybe Obi-wan would lov-“ the door flew open in a second and before you could blink a large arm ushered you inside.

“We’ve already got a full house commander.” The room was already dark enough. Pillow and blanket of all different sizes scattered the the floor.

Some hushed conversations were held throughout the room as you saw Woolley, Waxer, Crys, and a few others laid out around the floor.

“And we thought that if we hooked the holo-pad to a projector maybe we could get it on the wall.” Boil filled you in while he took the holo-pad and you made your way over to Waxer with his arms outstretched.

You snuggled in close to Waxer as you added. “That would be perfect if we could get it to work.”

It was trial and error for Boil as he stood trying to get the holo video up and running. Many curses and other things along that line later, and the projector worked.

A small group of cheers sounded from everyone around the room. Waxer sighed over dramatically and practically flopped on top of you.

“Maker commander Im so tired, maybe I’ll get rest my eyes here.” He leaned more of his weight onto you as you let out a laugh.

“No no no Boilllll!” You shouted for the other man next to you.

Boil tried to grab onto the blacks of his brother. “Come on ya big lug the videos starting.”

“Yea shhhh.” You added as Waxer found a spot to the other side of you.

In respond Waxer ruffled your hair a bit and stuck his tongue out at you. Finally everyone seemed to settle into the night and watch in peace.

Almost everyone.

A knock at the door sounded an quickly nervous glances shot through the room.

“It’s open.” Boil called from next to you.

With anticipation high the door seemed to move in slow motion and a moment later stepped in the marshal commander with his arms crossed.

“You need something Kotes?” Waxer asked not necessarily wanting to get up yet.

“The general was just looking for Y/N.” Cody’s gaze sweeper through the dark room as the holo video was paused. “Seen em?”

“Mmmmmmm no?” Waxer said more as a question rather than a statement as he tried to cover you with a blanketz

“Funny. Now if you don’t mind.”

Before he could finish another voice came from the hall. “Oh hey is that a holo video?” Obi-wan made his presence known in the room.

“Oh hey there Master.” You said, sleep laced your voice slightly. “Do you and Cody want to join for a little bit.”

Cody looked expectantly at Obi-wan before he answered. “I hope you didn’t forget about your training tomorrow morning.”

“I didn’t, I won’t be late for it I promise.”

“It’s not going to make a difference if both of you are late.” Cody spoke quieter to Obi-wan.

“Excellent point dear, I guess we’ll have to stay then just so no one gets in trouble.” Obi-wan smiled and grabbed Cody wrist before he could add anything else.

You let out a small laugh as Waxer and Boil did the same around you.

The video continued as the two men found a comfortable spot on the floor together.

Boil laid a head onto your shoulder and Waxer snuggled closer under your arm. Warmth sprang up all around you as you practically melted into you seat.

You felt your eyes getting heavier and heavier, the small snores of Boil filled your ears as you let your eyes shut fully

You could get use to falling asleep like this anytime.

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Taglist: @arctrooper69 @thereforepizza @padawancat97 @pb-jellybeans @floffytofu

[httpsdana]

HI BABY can I have a rasmus fic where the reader is out and forgets to tell him and then picks her up with prompt 24-"I've been so worried, where the fuck have you been ??" and then she gets upset and he says 22 -" you cold? take my jacket" and then they cuddle and then he says 23-"You're driving me crazy you know that ?" while they are cuddling in bed and she’s sleeping on him.

LOVE YOU SM 🤍🤍

Crazy In Love~Rasmus Højlund

*GIF isn't mine. credits to the owner @hojlundaise*

I don't know if I'm back or not but this was requested by my girl so I can't disappoint her. ALSO WHY IS NO ONE WRITING FOR RASMUS. LOOK AT HIM. anyways...enjoy baby <3

you can request from my prompt list

this is my master list

players/drivers I write for

22-" you cold? take my jacket"

23-"You're driving me crazy you know that ?"

24-"I've been so worried, where the fuck have you been ??"

Rasmus ran his fingers through his hair anxiously, dropping on the couch and grabbing his phone once again. He dialed y/n's number, only for it to go straight to voice mail like the last 5 times he tried calling her

He had come home from training, expecting her to be waiting for him while entertaining herself with one of her books, only to be met with a silent apartment and his girlfriend nowhere to be found.

He let out a sigh, closing his eyes to try to stop his headache from forming. His moment was interrupted by the ringing of his phone. He grabbed it immediately, expecting and hoping its y/n, only for his shoulders to fall down after seeing an unknown number call him.

He got used to these random calls and learned not to answer them because of how many times his number got leaked before. He declined the call and dropped his phone next to him.

The phone started ringing again, the same number. He declined again, rolling his eyes while doing so

Again it rang. He let out a frustrated sigh answering his phone.

"who is this?" he answered rather rudely

"Rasmus? its me" the weak voice of his girlfriend said

"y/n? where are you?" he got up quickly, grabbing his car keys and putting his shoes on

"I'm at this old park next to the restaurant we usually go to. can you come pick me up please?" she said in a low voice, tiredness and exhaustion evident in her voice

"don't move I'm on my way" he said before hanging up, dropping his phone on the passenger seat of his car, starting the car and driving immediately to where his girlfriend was

Rasmus arrived to his destination, seeing y/n standing there alone with her arms wrapped around herself

He got out of the car and walked quickly to her

"I've been so worried, where the fuck have you been?" he said angrily, making y/n's face drop at his tone

"I'm sorry, my friends came over and insisted to take me with them, and I forgot to text you and when I remembered, my phone died and I thought that maybe I'll come back before you so no need to text you. I'm sorry" she said again, tightening her grip around herself from the cold breeze that blew into her hair

Rasmus let out a sigh, before looking at her freezing frame

"you cold? take my jacket" he took his jacket off with no hesitation, placing it on her shoulders

She didn't reply, just hugged the warm jacket closer to her cold body. She walked to his car and sat in her seat, waiting for him to drive them home.

Rasmus noticed that she was upset, but he just shook his head and got in the car next to her.

Both of them being stubborn led to none of them speaking any word until they reached their house.

y/n got out of the car and entered the apartment quickly. She took her shoes off and walked to the living room, and flopped down on the couch wit a sigh

"I'm sorry baby. I was really worried about you when you didn't answer my calls. I'm so so sorry sweetheart, I promise I will never shout at you or let my anger out on you again" he said, sitting down next to her and placing his arm around her shoulders

She leaned into his warmth, letting out a sigh and hugging him back

"don't worry about it. I'm also sorry for not calling, I didn't think I would be this late to come back" she said back, snuggling into his chest and tightening her arms around him

They sat there just cuddling and enjoying each others company before Rasmus spoke up

"You're driving me crazy you know that ?" he said, making y/n look up at him confused

"I was so close to calling the police and starting a search spree. I was about to lose my mind by just thinking that something might've happened to you. you have no idea how worried and scared I was. please don't ever do this again" he said, making y/n pout at him

"aww I didn't know you were such a softie for me Rasmus. don't worry love, I promise I won't do this again. I love you" she pressed a kiss on his jaw.

He just smiled and kissed the top of her head, while they cuddled for the rest of the night

[fuwahua]

please please write smth with kokomi for tktober!! rn idk who to pair her with tho, maybe childe (platonic) bc I think their frenemyship is super funny. she pairs well with anyone tho, I just love my girl <3

♡ TKTOBER DAY 3 - Prank

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ Tags: Kokochi (platonic), Hydro gang being besties, prank war!

(Thank you for requesting Kokomi I love love her sm (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ Pastel mermaid queen!!!! I hope you like the fic ♡ )

“Not the book not the book—!”

Kokomi yelped as she hugged Thrilling Tales tight to her chest, ducking downwards to avoid the explosion of water overhead. Xingqiu’s laughter rang through the house, the sound of a bell chiming overhead. Behind his laughter was a now familiar splashing sound of Mona traversing through the floor before eerie silence settled in… only to be broken by yet another splash of water elsewhere, coupled with Furina’s screech.

Well. Furina was out.

“Holding up, comrade?”

“Childe!” Kokomi brightened as he slid into her hiding spot, winking. She scooted over to let him under the table with her, flashing the catalyst tucked between her arms. “I’ve gotten my catalyst back, thankfully, but it doesn’t look too good out there. After Xingqiu, it’s Yelan in the lead, and now that Furina’s been taken out…”

“It’s just us, Sigewinne, and Mona left, huh?” Childe asked, scratching his chin. “Hmm… I knew Xingqiu would be a pranking expert, but who would’ve guessed Yelan?”

Kazuha’s many pranks on Gorou came to mind. Kokomi giggled. “You’d be surprised what spies do in their downtime.”

He flashed her his Fatui insignia with a grin. “Believe me, I know.”

That made sense. She nodded, them both quieting as hurried footsteps sounded outside. Too big to be Sigewinne, too small for Yelan… but the 50% chance of it being Xingqiu on the prowl was too high for her to call out to the figure. Not when she was so close to the prize!

After all, whoever won the prank war would receive a new weapon from the Traveler. Familiar as she was to Thrilling Tales, the beautiful sculpt of Everlasting Moonglow called to her—she needed it.

Another splash of water echoed from upstairs, coupled with Mona’s screech of frustration. Kokomi bit her lip; another one out, another step closer to the weapon. All that was left was herself, Sigewinne, Xinqiu, Yelan, and…

Childe. Who was sitting right next to her, bowless, eyes on the outside.

It’d be so easy. He was a Fatui Harbinger, but she had her catalyst already in hand, and his sight was firmly set on searching out the two main culprits who’d taken out most of the Hydro team already. Yet, to do so was a betrayal of trust, wasn’t it? He’d called her a comrade! But then again, they’d never officially agreed to team up, and Childe would’ve called her that regardless of the competition.

All’s fair in love and war, right?

“Hyahahaha! C-chihilde?!”

“What’s the surprise, comrade? Don’t you know the early bird gets the worm? Or fish, in this case.”

“I’m nohot a fihehehehesh!” Kokomi flushed as she giggled, flinching away from Childe’s eager pokes to her sides. The water bubble she was beginning to form with her catalyst wavered in the air before losing its shape entirely, splashing the floor with a limp noise as she lost concentration. Her legs kicked out, flailing, but Childe the opportunity to tug her close and squeeze her arms between his thighs. She gasped, eying the way her shirt fell open, and knew she was in trouble.

“W-wait! Wahahait—I—I—!”

Kokomi burst out in laughter as Childe dug into her stomach with sing-song teasing, flopping against the floor but unable to gain any leverage. Curse the slippery fabric of her outfit—as beautiful as its luminescent shine was, it made for terrible grip when escaping from Childe’s hold. “Sorry, but traitors don’t get to wait.”

Traitors. Traitors!

Kokomi drummed her legs, failing to find purchase, as Childe’s hands wandered up her sides. Her mind jumped in a million directions, most of them pointing to danger flashing in her mind. “How dihehehed you knohahahahw?”

“I’m secretly the Hydro Archon.”

“ChihiHEHELDE!”

“I’m secretly the Abyss Archon?”

“ChiLEHEHEDEHEHE!”

“Okay, you’re the second person to scold me while laughing now. What’s up with that?” Childe sighed, mock shaking his head in despair. “You wound me, comrade, truly. With your betrayal and your words.”

She’s hadn’t even said anything! Kokomi squealed as his hands wandered under her arms, dancing along the fabric of her shirt, before teasing her shoulders beneath her choker. The sensation right beneath her neck was maddeningly almost close enough that she could protect it by ducking down, and yet just barely out of reach. “T-ThihiHIHIS isn’t fahahHAHAIR!”

He whistled. “All’s fair in love and war, isn’t it?”

The echo of her own thoughts brought back the thought of vengeance as Kokomi threw her weight against his stomach. Air escaped him in a surprised exhale before he gasped as she took the opportunity to flex her fingers beneath his thighs, clawing wherever she could reach.

He giggled, flailing. “H-hehehehehey! Watch it!”

“All’s fair, isn’t it?” Kokomi grinned. As expected, Childe flinched at her touch, legs spreading wider on instinct—a perfect opportunity to distract and escape. She swiveled on her feet to roll out, only to shriek as firm hands grasped onto her waist from behind and tug her back down.

“NahahahahahHAHA!”

“You’re right—all’s fair. Looks like I won’t be so gentle anymore.”

“You’re nohahaht geheHEHENTLEHEHE!” Kokomi’s reply broke off in a shout as he trailed his hands along her sides, dragging his knuckles back and forth over her ribs in a mimicry of counting them; brief victory flickering away from her grasp only seemed to amplify the sensations and her fists pounded the floor as she laughed. It tickled so terribly, her sides aching as tears began to build in her eyes, but still, the words of surrender refused to leave her mouth. It could have been stubbornness, righteousness, something else entirely.

She couldn’t give up. Not when she was so, so close to her prize.

“Wah?!”

Kokomi gasped as she fell back, shoulders hitting the floor as Childe’s grip on her released. She curled up, still laughing, hands immediately crossing to protect her ribs; rather than more teasing, instead she blinked at the sound of splashing water and his disappointed groan.

Childe had been splashed. He was out. Who’d won?

“Seriously, Sigewinne?”

Kokomi jerked her head up in surprise to see their resident Melusine smiling down at her, gun swinging in hand. Childe wiped the wet mess of hair stuck to his face behind her. “You shouldn’t bully others,” Sigewinne scolded him, before turning to her. “You looked like you needed some help!”

That she did. She smiled, relieved. “Thank you, Sigewinne. Are you the only one left?”

“Hmm… nope!”

“Who else is still in? Yelan or Xingqiu?” Kokomi asked, turning her head. At this point, a surprise attack by either of the two was overdue: she and Childe were certainly not quiet in their hiding spot the last several minutes. If anything, it was odd that they hadn’t been caught faster.

A spritz of water was her answer. Her neck could have cracked with the speed she jerked back to Sigewinne, jaw dropping, as the small girl, now wet with her own gun, giggled. “You are!”

“W-what?”

“You are!” Sigewinne repeated. “Me and you were the last ones, and now I’m out, so…”

That must have meant Sigewinne had taken out Yelan and Xingqiu, so of course they couldn’t have taken the time to capture Kokomi or Childe when they were clearly occupied. And if Sigewinne had found them entertaining (as she was oft to do), she wouldn’t have intervened until it seemed like their playtime was coming to an end. For the Melusine, it made sense. And now, Sigewinne had taken herself out, and so—

And so!

“I won?” Kokomi said, jaw dropping. “I won? I’m the last one? The only one not wet? Me?”

Sigewinne giggled. “You won!”

“Guess you’re getting that catalyst after all.” Childe grinned, poking her cheek. She hardly felt it with how wide her smile stretched. “Not bad, comrade.”

Kokomi’s eyes sparkled in victory. It wasn’t long before their fellow Hydro users returned from their various hiding spots, each dripping with more water than the last, and she laughed when they each hugged her until she was wet enough to create her own puddle. Victory never tasted sweeter than surrounded by her dear friends.